Very Important things you should know about me.

I drink ungodly amounts of root beer when i get anxious.

I proposed to my wife in grand central station. (It's a flash mob, please don't hate me)

We were later attacked by a wild boar on our honeymoon.

I can jump abnormally high for a 5'6 jewish man-child.

I once broke my hand and started an art Gallery.

I also draw stupid things when i get bored in meetings.

I adopted the Winkelvoss twins when they were 6-months old. 

I took eight flights in one day to win a new business pitch. 

I Once took off a week to beat a video game.  There may or may have not been bed sores involved.